It's Not A Good Thing

"Do you have pinecones?"
Uh, no.
"Did you ever have pinecones?"
I think we had a few for Christmas a couple of years ago
Not much demand for them here.
"Someone's having a party and they want to put pinecones on the place setting."
People need to stop watching Martha Stewart and that ilk.
Or at least try to buy that junk themselves.
"Amen."