Thursday, December 8, 2011

Winter's On The Way

My last customer of the day buys some no-slip compound. A short talcum powder bottle, heavy with sand. Sprinkle it on wet paint to create a professional non-slip finish.
I know he's thinking to lay it down on ice, save money on road salt. It's going in his glove box.
He will be shaking it behind his car, convinced it will remove him from an icy spot.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Life Must Be Cheap

"Do you have any carbon monoxide detectors, on sale? Mine went batty on me and I have to replace it."
I don't have any on sale.
"I guess I'll have to treat myself then."
 
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