Desparate Pathos

"Just doing what it says, I need a bit of glue, do you have marine epoxy?"
I want to measure my body.
"Guys in a hardware store, like me, buying clothes. My wife put one pot in another to try to make a double boiler."
I'd rather have money.
"Looking for nails to hang up a mirror on drywall."
I can't begin to say what's wrong with that.