Creature From The Black And Decker

He wants some Krazy Glue
because he "need(s) just a bit of glue
to glue some paper together."
I sigh inside
because Krazy Glue works on
a plastic knob
a plastic plug
a rubber boot
a metal broach
a fishing rod
a cycle grip
model planes and model trains
a doorknob screw
a flashlight case
the broken trim on any car
but I wouldn't recommend it
on paper.